Gather 'round, children, and let me tell you a story. This is the tragic tale of the Adesso Cyper Tablet, and it's master Brian.

Once upon a time, in the magical kingdom of Dead-end Desert Town, there was a little boy named Brian who wanted to be an artist. I drew with color pencils, and he didn't really like them. He then saw the many masterpieces of Kimmo Lemmeti, and decided he needed a tablet. He told his mother, and on Christmas day, he recieved a cheap tablet. This little tablet was the 9x12 Adesso Cyper Tablet.

It was awkward at first, but once Brian learned to use it, it was wonderful. Each work was better than the last. Sadly, little did Brian know, the tablet was cursed. From birth, the tablet was a ticking time- bomb. It had a brain tumor, that did nothing but grow.

One day, Brian and his tablet were painting, when all of a sudden, the tablet went wonky. Brian panicked, but after forty minutes, Brian got the tablet back to normal.

Brian became concerned. He was afraid that this might happen again. He began to draw a simple picture, and then, it happened. The tablet was once again wonky. Brian could not fix it this time.

The brain tumor had made the tablet no better than a simple Etch-a-Sketch. His tablet was useless. And then the light- bulb in the lamp died, that kinda sucked.

And that is the tragic tale of my Adesso Cyper Tablet.
So yeah, I'm pissed off because I need a NEW and GOOD tablet, and now I'm going to have to wait months before my mom can shell out the 400 bucks for a decent Wacom 6x8. Fuck.